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Happy birthday! The older you get, the brighter your cake becomes. See? It's all filled with burning candles. Have fun blowing! You know you're 50 when getting lucky means a short wait in the doctor's office. By 50, you acquire a lot of common sense… which is good because your sense of hearing and sight are starting to go.
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Happy birthday! Your 40's are behind you now, so you should have your midlife crisis out of your system. Be proud! You wear it well! Wishing you a great 50th birthday, buddy! I hope no one calls you grandpa! 😀 If you can blow up all your birthday balloons, you will officially earn the right to call yourself young at fifty. Happy 50th birthday.
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— Bernard Baruch "Fifty is the youth of old age." - Victor Hugo "Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself." - Tom Wilson "Looking fifty is great - if you're sixty" Joan Rivers "Everything I know I learned after I was 30." — Georges Clemenceau
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messages always make me laugh. They're funny, but they also ring true, which is slightly terrifying at the same time! "You know you're 50 when you're in an elevator when your favorite song comes on" Anon "You know you're 50 when getting lucky means a short wait in the doctor's office" Anon
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Happy Birthday, bro! You know you've hit middle age when your back is hairier than your head. It's your birthday! You're now a year closer to being that old guy who yells at kids to get off his lawn. Happy Birthday, old man. So glad you're still alive and cake-ing! If anyone calls you old this birthday, don't worry about it.
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Happy birthday. If you want people to tell you you like great for your age, start telling them your 60! Happy 50th birthday. Sometimes I take your patience and kindness for granted, but I promise to always appreciate you. Happy 50th birthday! Happy birthday to the 50 new wrinkles and grey hairs you've grown this year!
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Amusing Fifty Birthday Wishes | Adding Laughter to the Milestone Moment Happy 50th birthday! May your day be filled with all the things you love, like family, friends, and not having to adult for a day. You're 50 years old, but don't worry, you're still young enough to make foolish decisions. Just make sure you have good health insurance.
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Happy "I survived middle age" day! Welcome to 50! How does it feel to be an old-timer? You're 50 now, you have arrived; youth is behind you, you have survived! Advertisement 50th Birthday Quotes for a Significant Other Is that special someone in your life turning 50?
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- Janet Periat My 50th birthday wish: that I had as much silver in my safe as I have in my hair. - Melanie White In your 20s: Looking for your perfect match. In your 50s: Just happy if your socks match. - East of Sweden @mybigblondelife Sex in your 50s is mostly just remembering what it is you did last time that threw your back out.
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Happy birthday! Congratulations on making it to 50! You've now officially survived half of your life! Don't worry about getting older… age is just a number and you're still as young as you feel! 50 is a perfect age… you're old enough to know better but young enough to still enjoy life!
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Smile whilst you still have teeth. Turn this quote into a special gift Congratulations, you've finally reached the wonder years… wonder where your car is parked? Wonder where you left your phone? Wonder where your glasses are? Wonder what day it is? Happy 50th birthday! Turn this quote into a special gift
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Wishes and messages from your mom, friends, and even strangers. Happy birthday. 42. Happy 50th birthday! I am so looking forward to all the adventures and memories we will make together. 43. You're 50 and looking amazing, let's celebrate with a party! 44. Wow, your 50th birthday is a big milestone!
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"You're still young at heart." "Age is a number that some people use to define who they are, but to me, age is just a number." "I'm turning 50, but I feel like I'm still a kid." "Happy 50th birthday! I'm so lucky to have you in my life!" "I'm so lucky to have you as my friend and my partner in life."
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Updated December 18, 2019 Dan Dalton / Caiaimage via Getty Images It takes a good sense of humor and some funny quotes about turning 50 to mark a half-century birthday properly. Truly, the best way to age gracefully is to do it with a smile on your face, so find some funny quotes that resonate with you and celebrate your 50th birthday with a bang.
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" You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope " You've heard of the three ages of man - youth, age, and you are looking wonderful. - Francis Cardinal Spellman " Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece? - Bobby Kelton " Birthdays are like taxes.
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Happy 50th birthday! - Unknown. ". Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty. - Coco Chanel. ". You take all the experience and judgment of men over fifty out of the world and there wouldn't be enough left to run it. - Henry Ford. ".
