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3. If your brain was dynamite, there wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off. 4. You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel. 5. Light travels faster than sound, which is why you seemed bright until you spoke. 6. We were happily married for one month, but unfortunately, we've been married for 10 years. 7.
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I never even listen when you tell me them.". "You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.". "I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.". "Mirrors can't talk. Lucky for you, they can't laugh either.". "Shock me, say something intelligent.".
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No, I can't. But I can roast the aborted fetus wearing the glasses. mmm mmm protein. Ugghh, bringing us hope and then reminding us that it somehow survived the fetal alcohol poisoning. The root issue is those glasses roasting any chance of you finding out what the inside of a vagina looks like.
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10. My glasses are like a cute little black dress - timeless and always stylish. 11. "I like my glasses like I like my jokes - bifocal and full of humor.". 12. "My glasses are like a life preserver - they keep me afloat.". 13. "If you need me, I'll be over here, looking for my glasses.
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Duck Blues. On of my best friends just told me she's getting glasses. Being the jackass that I am, I plan to make fun of her for the rest ofher life. it's been a long time since elementary school, and I can't remember any of the good insults. I'm sure there's stuff better than "four eyes."
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10. I don't know what your problem is, but I'm guessing it's hard to pronounce. 11. If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart. 12. It's kind of hilarious watching you try to fit your.
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If I were to roast you, I'd need an oil field, an ocean of spices, and an airstrike of napalm. When this is your fifth bag of Doritos and you've already drunk 10 Mountain Dews. But nobody said anything about not roasting a diabetic ogre with expansive back acne in glasses.
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Try out these lines and watch people go, "Oh, damn!". 1. You have miles to go before you reach mediocre. Even mediocre is a milestone for you. 2. You must hear, "let's be friends often.". At least people are still willing to be your friend. 3. It's impossible to underestimate you.
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A man walks in a bar and says: 'I'd like 7 double wiskeys, please.'. The bartender nods and starts pouring 7 glasses of wiskey. As soon as the first glass is ready the man starts chugging, one glass after another. The bartender, dumbfounded, asks the man: 'Why are you drinking so fast?'.
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17. My glasses may be a visual aid, but your insults are just a sign of your verbal shortsightedness. Insult their lack of wit and verbal prowess by using this witty comeback for them. By using this statement, you are implying that they suck at coming up with creative insults. 18.
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4. I know the feeling of forgetting new prescription glasses at home, after you have been told that you MUST wear them for night time driving. All I could see were blurry traffic and street lights and extremely blindingly bright car lights. I have astigmatism, so I'm basically screwed without glasses at night. 2.
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The glasses make your face one already. They someone make those spotlights you call eyes look less big. Not the first time she's said this to a group of random men on the Internet. 3.9M subscribers in the RoastMe community. Roasting (v.) - To humorously mock or humiliate someone with a well-timed joke, diss or comeback.
