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Funny Quotes About Aging Gracefully 1. "Age is just a number. In my case, a really high one." - Unknown 2. "I'm not aging, I'm marinating." - Unknown 3. "I don't feel old, I just look like I do." - Unknown 4. "You know you're getting old when you stop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there." - George Burns 5.
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1. "Aging gracefully is like a fine wine - it takes time and a sense of humor." - Unknown 2. "I'm not getting older; I'm becoming a classic." - Unknown 3. "Aging gracefully is just pretending you're not as sore as you actually are." - Unknown 4. "You know you're aging gracefully when the candles on your cake cost more than the cake itself."
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Funny Quotes About Aging. "Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.". - Larry Lorenzoni. "Age is a high price to pay for maturity.". - Tom Stoppard. "Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.".
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1. What's the secret to having a smoking hot body as a senior? Cremation. 2. What is a prize old people can win for aging? Atrophy. 3. I used to know a couple who grew fruit trees together. They.
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Conclusion Funny Quotes As we age, it's important to keep a sense of humor about getting older. Here are some hilarious one-liners that poke fun at the golden years: "I'm not old, I'm vintage!" "Age is just a number, but mine is unlisted." "I'm at the age where my back goes out more than I do."
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Quotes about aging rd.com, Getty Images 1. "Getting old is a fascinating thing. The older you get, the older you want to get." —Keith Richards 2. "Aging is not lost youth but a new stage of.
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Funny quotes about aging 1. "I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes." -Andy Rooney 2. "I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do." -Phyllis Diller 3. "You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake ." -Bob Hope Photo by David Em/Humor Living. 4.
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47 Copy quote Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears. John Lennon Inspirational, Life, Friendship 836 Copy quote Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. Eleanor Roosevelt Birthday, Beautiful, Art 67 Copy quote
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Here are some great funny quotes about getting older. "Getting older is fine. There is nothing you can do to stop it so you might as well stay on the bus." - John Byrne "I have a great curiosity to see new things, but not to own them. It's very peaceful this way, and one of the nice things about getting older." - Lee Radziwill
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1. "By the time you're 80 years old, you've learned everything. You only have to remember it." — George Burns 2. "You can live to be a hundred if you give up all things that make you want to live to be a hundred." — Woody Allen 3. "At age 20, we worry about what others think of us. At age 40, we don't care what they think of us.
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Robert Quillen "Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine." Joan Collins "If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age." George Burns "About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age." Gloria Pitzer
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Majid Rangraz via Unsplash. "Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart." —Caryn Leschen (cartoonist) "As you get older, you don't get wiser, you get irritable." —Doris Lessing (author) "Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough." —Groucho Marx (comedian) "Middle age is.
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1. "Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life." — Kitty O'Neill Collins 2. "Old age comes at a bad time. When you finally know everything, you start to forget everything you know." — Unknown 3. "You can live to be a hundred if you give up all things that make you want to live to be a hundred." — Woody Allen 4.
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80 Funny Quotes About Getting Old. Image source: Pinterest. 1. "Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.". - Kitty O'Neill Collins. 2. "I am not afraid of aging, but more afraid of people's reactions to my aging.". - Barbara Hershey. 3.
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Kathleen Coxwell June 18, 2020 These funny quotes about getting older and quotes about aging should serve as inspiration for enjoying this remarkable time of life. Funny Quotes About Getting Older "Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life." Kitty O'Neill Collins
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Here are a few funny aging quotes to keep you young at heart. 'Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter' — Mark Twain. Age is just a number, but aging is the peak of beauty. Our entire lifetime is dedicated to reach the old age. It is a period of life which experiences the zenith of wisdom, grace, and maturity.
